militant atheists are pointless when we have stevie wonder’s hit song superstition
almost made it to the stairs
walks when it’s hot out are rly exhausting apparently
the uk came 19th in eurovision??? im so proud we did so good. picture a bulldog with a single tear rolling down its ridiculous cheek and youve got me right now
Mamaism (noun) an art movement whose name is derived from the Latin roots “meme” (literally: “stupid repetitive bullshit”) and “ass” (literally: “ass”), implying that artists associated with the movement are encouraged to pull stupid bullshit out of their ass. The movement was conceived in 2013 and has shaped the world of new media and contemporary art since approximately ”five minutes ago when I said that it did.”
“what’s my age again” as sophisticated existential philosophy
for ages i thought “what’s my age again” had the line “i walk alone to get the feeling right” but apparently it’s “wore cologne” which makes more sense but is also totally not what he’s saying
The most condescending email I’ve ever received from a client:
Since you were probably just going to waste the weekend playing World of Starcraft or Mario 2.0 or whatever, can you come down to the office instead? There’s still a lot of work to be done on the website. I can have a cold chocolate milk waiting for you, or whatever you drink.
agreed
it’s always kind of weird listening to “what’s my age again” and realising there were still sodomy laws in the usa in 1999
